Futuristic Quote by Rowena Cherry

The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

— Voltaire

“so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders—or rather, on my testicles.”

— Dalton Conley

“Why the testicles are we listing sex organs?”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“Carpe Diem Ballus. Translation: Seize the Day by the Balls. Before it seizes your's. (Applies to women too.)”

— Ashok Banker

“Carpe diem.Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary”

— Williams Robin Professor Keating

“To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Five toms bound and gagged. One ruptured scrotum...”

— Rachel Vincent

“The males were equipped with double organs, sans testicles, each able to act independently and adjust its size and girth for optimum penetration.”

— Breanna Hayse

“now back to our flying sperm”

— Whosjax

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get…

— Orson Scott Card

“It's a shame I'm going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy”

— Jenn Bennett

“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!”

— Elizabeth Vaughan