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“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

— Rowena Cherry

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“Fertility is not only physical. It is emotional, mental, energetic and spiritual.”

— Emma Ford

“I have no great faith in women’s plays. They always seem to me to lack precisely that which women lack, viz: testicles.”

— George Henry Boker

“When you find yourself in a very hard situation, a circumstance that holds you by the balls, that's the time you wish you were…

— Akuku Mach Pep

“It was awful luck that my pot-hobbled spermatozoa had managed to rally themselves for one last mad fallopian adventure, and that five years’ worth…

— Michael Chabon

“It's not what your reproductive organs do that counts, it's what your mind intends before that moment.”

— Sheri S. Tepper

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I should like men to have strong and rooted conceptions, but as for their lunch, let them have it sometimes in the garden, sometimes…

— G.K. Chesterton

“If a woman is not in control of her fertility, she is not in control of her life.”

— Willie Parker

“Have you any idea how hard it is to go nine months out of the year with no sex when you’re married to such…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon