If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My writing routine is everyday I put a record on, the same one since 20 years. Then I burn a stick of… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Linda J. Furney Copy Share Image
Oh, sheez, what’s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne) How’d the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping?...Thought so. I got… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles… — John Dobbin Copy Share Image
They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev Copy Share Image
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
My voice is the only material thing in which I can still reveal myself. Go ahead and cut off the hand or… — Abdellatif Laabi Copy Share Image
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his… — Norman Lindsay Copy Share Image
In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
