If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was larger than even usual, the tip damp with fluid, his testicles smooth and tight.” — Joey W. Hill Copy Share Image
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev Copy Share Image
“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. — Richard Wiseman Copy Share Image
Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
“Anaxagoras’ belief that lying on the right side during sex would produce a boy was so influential that centuries later some French… — Matt Ridley Copy Share Image
I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his… — Norman Lindsay Copy Share Image
“I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day you touch me without permission will… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone,… — Bear Grylls Copy Share Image
You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age,… — Frank Layden Copy Share Image
I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut),… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
We all know what feminists are. They are shrill, overly aggressive, man-hating, ball-busting, selfish, hairy, extremist, deliberately unattractive women with absolutely no… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
