Quote by Chance Carter Download Open image ““She asked me if I knew how many testicles an octopus had.”” — Chance Carter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome, but I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He let his eyes flitter over her. “I don’t see anything ‘precisely.’ I can tell you’re slender. I can see you’re wearing white, or… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“He, I was sure, would have all the answers, and these answers he would find in my vagina.” — Grace G. Payge Copy Share Image
“If guilt was an animal then it would be an octopus. All slimy and wriggly with hundreds of arms that wrap around your insides… — Annabel Pitcher Copy Share Image
“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“You do know you’re a woman, right?” I ask. “Are you sure?” Olivia asks with an astonished face. “I thought I had a penis.” — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“You ever seen that painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome, where God’s reaching out and touching the finger of an… — Chance Carter Copy Share Image