If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. — Linda J. Furney Copy Share Image
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Sitting down never feels so great as after standing for eight hours on someone’s testicles.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny… — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum]. — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed,… — June Callwood Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age,… — Frank Layden Copy Share Image
I started puberty very late. I was nearly sixteen. And for complicated reasons this late arrival of my puberty caused me to… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow. — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I'll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut),… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. — Richard Wiseman Copy Share Image
If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. — Nikita Khrushchev Copy Share Image
“It was larger than even usual, the tip damp with fluid, his testicles smooth and tight.” — Joey W. Hill Copy Share Image
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his… — Norman Lindsay Copy Share Image
I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone,… — Bear Grylls Copy Share Image
“I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day you touch me without permission will… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
“Anaxagoras’ belief that lying on the right side during sex would produce a boy was so influential that centuries later some French… — Matt Ridley Copy Share Image
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