Testicles Quotes · Page 2

I started puberty very late. I was nearly sixteen. And for complicated reasons this late arrival of my puberty caused me to…

— Jonathan Ames

it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman…

— Tom Waits

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

— Confucius

Look, I understand that for a lot of people, the US is superior to their country of residence in myriad ways, but…

— Max Barry

When anesthesia was developed, it was for many decades routinely withheld from women giving birth, since women were "supposed" to suffer. One…

— Nicholas D. Kristof

You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America,…

— Sacha Baron Cohen

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to…

— Mike Tyson

Eating any of these things, goat testicles or what have you, isn't going to be nice, but you get into that zone,…

— Bear Grylls

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

— Steven Morrissey

Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.

— Anonymous

There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.

— Denis Diderot

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

— Dan Brown

That wouldn't fit my right testicle

— Simone Elkeles

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.

— Mark Lawrence

The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

— Voltaire

One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.

— Cathleen Schine

If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble

— Anonymous

Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want…

— Bobby Slayton

Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age,…

— Frank Layden

Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example.

— John Dockery

Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].

— Ken Livingstone

Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.

— Ian Holm

I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.

— Richard Wiseman