Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The bottom of my foot smashed both of his testicles to paste, and I could feel them pop even through the shock of his…

— Robert J. Crane

“Never stand up when you can sit down, and never sit down when you can lie down.”

— Winston Churchill

“My knees ache when I walk, but if I sit still, I do not feel so different from the girl I was.”

— Phyllis T. Smith

“Never miss a minute to Sexercise your mind!”

— Xia Devore

“as long as we keep moving, we don’t notice how tired we are, but only when we sit down.”

— Antal Szerb

“If sitting makes you tired, you must work to take a rest!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“You try to sit down at approximately the same time every day. This is how you train your unconscious to kick in for you…

— Anne Lamott

“I stay where I am for just one second longer, for one second reveling in the feeling of being held, touched with tenderness, even…

— Cindy Bennett

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground…

— Jarod Kintz

“I sit with my knees pulled in tight and my arms wrapped around my shins. I can no longer feel my feet, as if…

— Carrie Ryan

“they may make you feel down but its not literal you've got 2 pairs of legs use them”

— needa

“so any limitations to our mutual fertility fell squarely on my shoulders—or rather, on my testicles.”

— Dalton Conley