It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Book Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny… — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be… — Eastbound And Down Beauty Copy Share Image
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Business Copy Share Image
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Baseball team Copy Share Image
This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet… — Eastbound And Down Astronomy Copy Share Image
You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and dickheads. -Stevie… — Eastbound And Down Cool people Copy Share Image
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down Old lady Copy Share Image
I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Credit card Copy Share Image
Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Truth Copy Share Image
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
