Baseball Quote by Eastbound And Down

How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?

— Danny Mcbride

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

— Mitch Hedberg

For lunch, I usually have a burrito or burrito-style bowl with rice, beans, a little cheese, avocado, and tomato.

— Hilary Knight

It's nothing like changing or helping a person find themselves, but who would've thought that I would make it to a point in my…

— Richard Cabral

Oh you like 3D? Well here's a burrito, comin right at you.

— Danny Mcbride

Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium…

— Cassandra Clare

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

— Lisi Harrison

Making a killer breakfast burrito? I got game. Washing the car? Love it. Doing the dishes? I love it more than washing the car.

— Chris Sullivan

My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn't.…

— Jim Jefferies

“No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So”

— James S.A. Corey

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Want some of this?” He held out his burrito: chargrilled beef with cumin, garlic and lime juice.”

— Leylah Attar