I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I've got a fantasy-baseball team with my brother. But I have to admit, he does all the work. — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's always cool when somebody from a football team or baseball team comes to your show. — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff. — Balthazar Getty Copy Share Image
I was for a short time on the baseball team as shortstop, where I was no good. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a… — Rocky Bridges Copy Share Image
Building a baseball team is like building a house. You look for the best architects, the best builders - and then you… — Pat Gillick Copy Share Image
My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the right people to play and then pray… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
“The statistics were not merely inadequate; they lied. And the lies they told led the people who ran major league baseball teams… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
A baseball team is like a band. Because, conceptually, there are no heroes in baseball - there's just the team. — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
Not making the baseball team at West Point was one of the greatest disappointments of my life, maybe my greatest. — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
My first kiss was when I was 7, and it was scandalous because he was 10! I only did it so he… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
I'd like to think my brand shares some of those characteristics we like to think of as classically American - a certain… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
Starting in middle school, I would play on two or three baseball teams at the same time, because that's just how things… — J. D. Martinez Copy Share Image
“wasn’t built for heavy doses of rejection. I’d known this about myself since high school, freshman year, when I got cut from… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
I had a job on college campus. I lost that job, but on my way home I heard an inner voice that… — Lou Brock Copy Share Image
He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“All I had to do was make this guy happy. I’d take care of his cows and do manual labor for two… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I think that when people join clubs as simple as a sorority or a fraternity, a football team, a baseball team, it's… — Theo Rossi Copy Share Image
“worth. A baseball team, of all things, was at the center of a story about the possibilities—and the limits—of reason in human… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“Carson leaned back in his chair. “You’re still gorgeous, if you don’t mind me saying. I like this natural look. I didn’t… — Rachel Blaufeld Copy Share Image
“Soon he was picturing little girls with mischievous green eyes and pigtails asking him to play tea. Of course he'd bring real… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
My high school was nothing like West Beverly High, let me tell you. I grew up in Fredericktown, Ohio. It was a… — Luke Perry Copy Share Image
“The statistics were not merely inadequate; they lied. And the lies they told led the people who ran major league baseball teams… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“From Brandon's perspective, this kid possessed the unique ability (it was actually more of a gift) to get under his skin. Most… — Jeff Kinley Copy Share Image
“Let’s call it the theory of receptivity. It’s the idea, often cited by young people in their case against the relevance of… — Michelle Orange Copy Share Image
“This was the greatest day ever. This morning as you walked to school, you saved a child’s life by pulling him out… — AIOTeam Copy Share Image
Ive got a fantasy-baseball team with my brother. But I have to admit, he does all the work. — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
I was for a short time on the baseball team as shortstop, where I was not so good. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball. — Ken Harrelson Copy Share Image
Open your heart to a baseball team and you're liable to get it broken. — Jane Heller Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I always had the dream of being an analyst for a minor league baseball team or something… — James Carville Copy Share Image
I was really short in high school. I was stuck on the bench in the baseball team, so I just thought I'd… — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
As far as I can tell, the baseball teams are run pretty darn well. I'm sure there's some better and worse, but… — Daryl Morey Copy Share Image
