Quote by Eastbound And Down Download Open image “Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski” — Eastbound And Down ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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My mom is like super cool. I had a young mother. She had me at 16. So me and my mom's relationship is like… — Omarion Copy Share Image
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“Jeff! Look at you!" my mom gushed. "You look like Ryan Seacrest." Was that a compliment?” — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
“I only look at her as a mother, and she doesn't succeed in being that to me.” — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.… — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
