Quote by Eastbound And Down

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“Get out of my way, or I swear, I’ll shove your balls through the roof of your mouth.”

— Rebecca Zanetti

“But now Nature starts doing things. The hormones start rolling and those old testicles start producing and all the rest of it--like breathing. You…

— Paul Zindel

No balls here, bitch. -Ronnie

— The Players Club

“I’ve wanted to come inside of you so badly it hurts. Feel that clenching little pussy slide up and down my bare cock. I…

— Vi Keeland

“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!”

— Elizabeth Vaughan

“You have bigger balls than some men I know.”

— Carolyn Arnold

“I’ll be a troll’s new testicle, I still can’t believe it.”

— Nicholas Eames

I'll pop you then I'll pop ya little sister.

— Nicki Minaj

“It's a shame I'm going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy”

— Jenn Bennett

“I told the guys that if we got through I was going to donate my left testicle to the band. Well, not only did…

— Fergus Muirhead

“Oh, I’m going to fuck you hard. I’m going to shove my thick cock inside you, and you’ll be feeling it for days after.”

— Jen Frederick