Quote by Eastbound And Down Download Open image “That's my game. Dickslapping is my game. -Ashley Schaeffer” — Eastbound And Down ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
“The game was sinful, But she was more playful. She needs to be taught, With every drop of the wax dot. With my every… — Delicious David Copy Share Image
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
“Daphne, whatever you could think of in your wildest imagination, there is a game for it and probably has been for a thousand years.'… — Madeline Hunter Copy Share Image
Don't play with me, if you mess with me! Because, you'll never win, if you do. -~-~ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am home alone I like to scatter my tackle across the floor and play with it. I may pretend I am working… — Howell Raines Copy Share Image
“You play, you win, you play, you lose. You play. It's the playing that's irresistible.” — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Now, I’ll admit, he’s nothing of which I was ashamed, but these girls were not only acting is if I was going to take… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking.… — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down Copy Share Image
