Baths Quote by Allan Pease

“Mine was bright green with gold swirls. Adam's was black. "You have no imagination," I told him smugly. "It wouldn't hurt if you found…

— Patricia Briggs

“He looks again towards the door, expecting Mum to walk in and remind him of something he's forgotten. He smiles awkwardly. 'Is that it,…

— Steven Herrick

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like." "Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls." "No." "Is…

— John Green

He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in…

— Katie MacAlister

A little girl came home from school with a drawing she'd made in class.She danced into the kitchen ,where her mother was preparing dinner.…

— Mitch Albom

“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment," he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was…

— Wally Lamb

“His head dropped to watch his thumb move over my fingers as he muttered, “Naked, baby.” My head twitched at his weird word. “Pardon?”…

— Kristen Ashley

“I lifted my wand, hoping she would see this as a dramatic move, not a threat. “Why once, in my bunker at Charing Cross…

— Rick Riordan

“Clever Comebacks to Catcalls Situation: You are walking down the hall, and someone tells you he’s so ready for that jelly. Or you are…

— E.Lockhart