Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image “Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
“You see..." Nash said, acting doctorly, "you've got to keep the testicles away from the body's heat for optimal sperm count." He snatched two… — Jean Oram Copy Share Image
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. — Danny Mcbride Copy Share Image
If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks Copy Share Image
“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying,… — Norman Lindsay Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading” — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
