Butts Quote by Catherine Gilbert Murdock

“You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.” quote by Catherine Gilbert Murdock — Download Open image

““You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.””

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

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