Airline Quote by Steven Wright

On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a…

— Rick Mercer

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

— Steven Wright

I flew on Air Force Two for eight years, and now I have to take off my shoes to get on an aeroplane.

— Al Gore

I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit.

— Evangeline Lilly

When I was up on my first flight, we were really putting it together. So, I was essentially a construction worker.

— Sunita Williams

I flew on a plane the week after 9/11.

— Andre Aciman

I was doing an hour drama on television and a Jackie Chan movie in Toronto, so I was on a plane every three days.

— Debi Mazar

I jump out of perfectly good airplanes, and it's a great thrill and it allows me to share in the dangers that our great…

— Hugh Shelton

I jumped out of perfectly good airplanes and it's a great thrill, and it allows me to share in the dangers that the great…

— Hugh Shelton

When people asked me what I did for a living, I told them I make pilots. They thought I was a stewardess.

— Suzanne Somers

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

— Billy Mays

Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you…

— Dave Barry