Humor Quote by Daniel Davis Download Open image ““I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.”” — Daniel Davis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Perhaps unicorns once made perfect sense and then we simply forgot.” — Chris Lavers Copy Share Image
“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I would rather have Sign of the Unicorn than all the boys in the valleys.” — Jo Walton Copy Share Image
“I am fit to capture a unicorn, and I should not be so questioned.” — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
“Hellooo Pelican, come in, come in? No? Okay. You just be that way, you petulant bird.” — Jeff VanderMeer Copy Share Image
“The unicorn discovered several clumps of yellowed thistles and ate them with relish. This time Ciri did not join him. But when Little Horse… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“The hero. The unicorn that turned out to be just a horse with a deformity on its head.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“You only had to see a unicorn lay open the side of a centaur once, the ribcage flashing white when the ripped skin flopped… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“A wonderful bird is the Pelican. His beak can hold more than his belly can. He can hold in his beak Enough food for… — Dixon Lanier Merritt Copy Share Image
“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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