Classic insult Quote by Mark Twain Download Open image “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it!..” — Mark Twain ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Classic insult Funeral Funny Humor
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain” — Mike McManus Copy Share
Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.?? — Naimish Shah Copy Share Image
At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor. — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
I was working for Martin Finnegan. He was my best mate in racing. I went to his wedding in November 2007. No-one else from… — Guy Martin Copy Share Image
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once… — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before him rose the black night of Space, like a wall. His mighty bulk towered rugged and mountain-like into the zenith, and His divine head blazed there like a distant sun. At His feet stood three colossal… — Mark Twain Copy Share
A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to the building up of a vast array of wonderful church edifices, and starving half her citizens to accomplish it. She is today one vast museum of magnificence and misery. All the churches in an ordinary American… — Mark Twain Copy Share
Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli,… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." — George Bernard… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." [On British Labour politician Stafford Cripps.] ” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
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