Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,'… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." —… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." [On British Labour politician Stafford Cripps.] ” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it!.. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
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