Classic insult Quote by Winston Churchill Download Open image “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.” — Winston Churchill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Classic insult Firsts Ifs Inspirational Life Night Repartee
Sorry your side of the family won't merit my attendance at the first-night Seder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I have a second bedroom I don't use. I'm going to start the Second Bedroom Film Festival. You're all invited. — Vincent Schiavelli Copy Share Image
I can't get booked on the Fourth of July, or it'll be, 'Do you want to open for the opener for Toby Keith?' Hell,… — Shooter Jennings Copy Share Image
Of course we're still having the concert. Don't let a little rain ruin your night. — Jo Dee Messina Copy Share Image
This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
If I had been an Italian I am sure that I should have been whole-heartedly with you from the start to finish in your… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I play for high stakes and given an audience - there is no act too daring or too noble. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The American Constitution declares 'All men are born equal.' The British Socialist Party add: 'All men must be kept equal'. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
God alone knows how great it is. All I hope is that it is not too late. I am very much afraid that it… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
People who are not prepared to do unpopular things and defy the clamor of the multitude are not fit to be ministers in time… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli,… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." — George Bernard… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." [On British Labour politician Stafford Cripps.] ” — Winston S. Churchill Copy Share Image
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
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