Avoided Quote by Robert Tappan Morris

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

— Clarence Day

I done been to so many funerals.

— Jay Rock

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be…

— Hedy Lamarr

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every…

— Regina Brett

I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end of the…

— Anonymous

The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody…

— Philip Roth

It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because…

— Ann-Marie MacDonald

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them.…

— Bob Monkhouse