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“When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.” quote by Dane Cook — Download Open image

“When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.”

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I get so into the moment.

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Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey.

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I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

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I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and…

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If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or…

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If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

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Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

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Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

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