“There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s no longer a question of can I do it. It’s a question of: Do I want to do it? — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
Remeber the first day we started talking? I do because that's whatstarted you and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We must have taken a wrong turn turning somewhere." "Where, Purgatory?" said Dozy. "We're in Hell.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Allow me to summarize the heroic Jewish uprising against the banning of our religion by mumbling a prayer written in phonetic Hebrew. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you do a whole script, you hand it off, and it gets rewritten by a bunch of people, and people… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
