Funny Quote by Dr. Seuss Download Open image “You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!” — Dr. Seuss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Turtles
So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Who would be a turtle who could help it? A barely mobile hard roll, a four-oared helmet, She can ill afford the chances she… — Cheyanne My Friend Copy Share Image
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out. — James Bryant Conant Copy Share Image
I found out that an expert in turtles is a Herpetologist. Maybe we talk to the Herpy... — Rob Dyrdek Copy Share Image
Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?! — Christopher Paul Curtis Copy Share Image
You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle! -Michaelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Copy Share Image
[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We cannot pick it up. There is no way at all! — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Even though we may all become extinct, we can still leave our footprint in the sand. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ll be sort… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image