Disaster Quote by Tommy Cooper

We called him Tortoise because he taught us. -The Mock Turtle

— Alice In Wonderland

The turtle couldn't help us.

— Stephen King

“The next day, a dead turtle was left on my doorstep as a warning. I couldn’t figure out as a warning for what, and…

— John Swartzwelder

“What would it be like to be a turtle inside a shell hit by hailstones?”

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“Why don't you crawl up out of that door and go get fucked by a turtle?" That's completely unrealistic, anatomically speaking. That's not even…

— Drew Magary

“It's turtles all the way down.”

— William James

FRIGHTENED TURTLE LOL

— Unknwon

Ways of Life : A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Years later, in a high-school biology class, Samuel heard a story about a certain kind of African turtle that swam across the ocean to…

— Nathan Hill, The Nix

Turtles don't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Were you ever a turtle, huh?

— Harper Lee

“The Turtle raises its head above the water and watches the glittering coloured lights beneath the blazing stars of the Northern Heavens, wondering why…

— Kylie Chan

Turtles have always been my sigil, I suppose. When I was a kid, growing up in Bayonne, NJ, I lived in a federal housing…

— George R. R. Martin