There is merit without rank, but there is no rank without some merit. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“...What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
It's funny, I do think I've been somewhat overlooked, but I've always viewed that as a challenge. Everyone else seems to get… — Christian Cage Copy Share Image
I really like writing heroes who aren't necessarily 'Hollywood handsome.' Personally, I think men who are self-confident, intelligent, and funny are outrageously… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Quiet,” she hissed at me, her voice shockingly aggressive for such a small person. “Otherwise, I’ll shut you up myself.” — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
On 'Bake Off' there's lots of stuff no one notices until afterwards. At the time you're too busy concentrating. All the other… — John Whaite Copy Share Image
If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap? — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think… — Matthew Bourne Copy Share Image
You can make me laugh at a thing that I think is horrific. You can make me laugh at a thing that… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an… — Jane Seymour Copy Share Image
Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
You're trying to inspire us...on TWITTER. I am sure I'm not the only one who finds this funny. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say women love surprises but come out from under her bed yelling surprise! & you get arrested & sent to prison. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The idea of taking a brand that already exists and making a really poor-looking version of it, with acrylic or puffy paint,… — Hunx Copy Share Image
I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
