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In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
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If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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As a veteran of many an electoral defeat at the polls, may I remind you of the proper Texan attitude toward slaughter… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really enjoy that we have a big family and at Christmas there are six of us and we irritate the piss… — Florence And The Machine Copy Share Image
