Funny Quote by Jill Kelley

“To my shame, the name he gave was not one that conjured any feeling in me: not fear, nor revulsion, nor horror at a…

— M.C. Scott

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on…

— Ambrose Bierce

“He would be a consul no doubt by and by, at some foreign port, of the language of which he was ignorant; though if…

— Mark Twain

Yes, Consul. The next time one of our esteemed members turns into a worm and eats another esteemed member, we will inform you immediately.

— Cassandra Clare

“The Consul looked at the sun. But he had lost the sun: it was not his sun. Like the truth, it was well-nigh impossible…

— Malcolm Lowry

“As an Apprentice Consul, she had a lot of responsibilities. Unfortunately, one of them was breaking up fights between over-sized, over-muscled idiots. Murderous idiots.”

— Annette Marie

The Consul felt a pang. Ah, to have a horse, and gallop away, singing, to someone you loved perhaps, into the heart of all…

— Malcolm Lowry

CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on…

— Ambrose Bierce

The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. "Wow! How…

— Gordon Korman

I like to think I'm an honorary Irishman. Me and Jack Charlton!

— Dylan Llewellyn

There's no question that O.J. Simpson had been a substitute white man in America. He had gained honorary white status. He was not viewed…

— Michael Eric Dyson

What do you think I'm a professor of? The little finger? (On offers of honorary doctorates.)

— Henri Cartier-Bresson