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And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth and receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from… — Plato Copy Share Image
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thing I won't forget: All the little stupid but cute things we did together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're… — Peter Cook Copy Share Image
I'd done drag since I was 14, for special occasions, and in 2010 a friend of mine with her own burlesque group… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
[Grandfather] would manufacture funnies with Grandmother before she died about how he was in love with other women who were not her.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey Copy Share Image
If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his… — Chad Copy Share Image
“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Stand-up's a lottery - you think it's funny but the audience can disagree. — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why was it that they could never shout like that about something that mattered? — George Orwell Copy Share Image
If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
If it's funny or it's good, then yeah, I'll do it. Whether it's big-screen or whatever wouldn't be the deciding factor for… — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
“What do you want?' I hissed. 'An apology? For me to crawl back into your bed and play nice, little wife?' 'Why… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen anyway?? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“These are Plenimaran marines, and there's not much most of them aren't capable of, if you take my meaning." "I don't think… — Lynn Flewelling Copy Share Image
It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
What's funny is that all the artists I've collaborated with, I get this feeling that they want me to win. They're always… — Stefflon Don Copy Share Image
![“[Grandfather] would manufacture funnies with Grandmother before she died about how he was in love with other women who were not her. She knew it was only funnies because she would laugh in volumes. 'Anna,' he would say, 'I am going to marry that one with the pink hat.' And she would say, 'To whom…” quote by Jonathan Safran Foer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/405/jonathan-safran-foer-136_anna_grandfather-would-manufacture-funnies-wi_267729.jpg)
