Find out what your temptations are, and you will find out largely what you are yourself. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
For now it seems that by advancing into unknown territories, I entered into my life — Isabelle Eberhardt Copy Share Image
Our integrity is never worth so much as when we have parted with our all to keep it. — Ovid Copy Share Image
When you are behaving as if you loved someone, you will presently come to love them. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Mrs.Stamm:why are you talking during my lesson? Me:why are you teaching during my conversation? — Im_a_bad_bishh Copy Share Image
“My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...” — Cleo Peitsche Copy Share Image
Masturbating is a form of stress relief...so go fuck yourself and calm down.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.'… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy kid, but I was quite funny at school, and I was really into art. In our class,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
I don't know anybody that has a teenage son or daughter who at some point hasn't been like, 'God, I hate them'… — Jaime Pressly Copy Share Image
A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
