Funny Quote by Green Monk

If you can't control your tweeting habits, then stop tweeting. Go seek therapy.

— Ana Navarro

Instead of following someone on twitter, you should try and follow your dreams.

— Sabelo Mkhomazi

My biggest problem is falling in love with those who retweet me,

— Nikhil Saluja

If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honestly, I had no idea what to do on Twitter when I started. I didn't follow it enough. Slowly, though, I started to realize…

— David Grann

Now we have so many more social outlets, so many ways to be stalked and bullied. If social media is too much for you…

— Khloe Kardashian

Log out Facebook, Log into God. Don't follow Twitter, Follow God. Don't ask Google, Ask God.

— M O'zee

How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then !

— BasedGodKam

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

— Anonymous

There are always going to be angry people. I never get involved in Twitter. 'Cause where does it end? You just end up with…

— Diane Morgan

Follow me please - assholes and idiots on twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

I say what I feel.. Isn't that what twitter is for? Be yourself.

— Brody Jenner