Funny Quote by David Spade Download Open image “I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.” — David Spade ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
You always need to be sharp and make sure you don't make mistakes. — Michael van Gerwen Copy Share Image
I think you're still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me. — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
If I was sharp in every area, I might be too big-headed or something. — Andrae Crouch Copy Share Image
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
That is what I got into comedy for, to be able to challenge myself and just grow as a comedian and find new ways… — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
I thought 'I've got to be funny' so I just kind of developed a sense of humor. — Carl Nassib Copy Share Image
You're as sharp as a knife and you fit like a glove. That is no way to live, that is no way to love. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
“I’d tell her to come over at 10 A.M. and she’d roll in at 10:45 with a Starbucks going “The fucking 405 was nuts… — David Spade Copy Share Image
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer… — David Spade Copy Share Image
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. — David Spade Copy Share Image
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week. — David Spade Copy Share Image
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. — David Spade Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
