Sitcom Quote by David Spade Download Open image “I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.” — David Spade ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sitcom
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up. — D'Arcy Carden Copy Share Image
I used to do stand-up when I was in high school. But I was also making beats for this rap group, and when we… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
I never knew if I would get my own show, but I knew I loved stand-up. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I was always fascinated by the stand-up comedy shows from my childhood. — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
I wanted to do comedy, but I didn't grow up wanting to be a standup. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
“I’d tell her to come over at 10 A.M. and she’d roll in at 10:45 with a Starbucks going “The fucking 405 was nuts… — David Spade Copy Share Image
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer… — David Spade Copy Share Image
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. — David Spade Copy Share Image
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week. — David Spade Copy Share Image
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. — David Spade Copy Share Image
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. — David Spade Copy Share Image
I mean, sitcoms shouldn't be doing 'Saturday Night Live.' You can't just do bit after bit after bit. You have to string it together… — Joyce DeWitt Copy Share Image
I love doing sitcoms and I love performing in front of a live audience, so [Payne] was a really fun experience. — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
Nerves are always a big problem for me, which is why I loved doing American sitcoms. Because you know when you do the take… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The Monkees was a straight sitcom, we used the same plots that were on the other situation comedies at the time. So the music… — Peter Tork Copy Share Image
I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire… — Tommy Wiseau Copy Share Image
To create anything — whether a short story or a magazine profile or a film or a sitcom — is to believe, if only… — Tom Bissell Copy Share Image
I had done a sitcom and a movie and hosted the Emmys, and all of a sudden, I lost everything. As someone put it… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched… — Mike Epps Copy Share Image
I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn't a real acting part. It was like this promo for this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Especially on television, it's not so much a patriarchy; it always seems that there's a smart, strong woman calling the shots, and her doofus… — Jake Weber Copy Share Image
After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to… — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
