Comedy Quote by Alan Colmes Download Open image “I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno.” — Alan Colmes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humor Jay Once Opened Standup
As far as stand-up comedy, I got into the business later than most, yeah. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
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Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
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I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I didn't want to perform comedy. I always loved humor. Loved making people laugh. I was a big stand up fan, but it wasn't… — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It's my home base. But I'm into doing comedy in all… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
To be successful in talk radio, you have to have a conservative audience as well. Not enough liberals listen to it. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
Little did I know that the last words I would say on WNBC would be the last ones anyone would say. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, yes the war on terror. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
There is no asterisk in the Constitution that says 'except for hate speech.' — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
We live in a liberal country. If you came here from Iraq or Iran, you really would think that we are quite a liberal… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
I don't delude myself into thinking I'll bring anyone around to my way of thinking, especially Sean Hannity. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
The fact is that we are, compared to most other places, a very liberal country. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to the authorities, the FBI,… — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
Air America Radio was thinking of hiring me, but they discovered something in my past that didn't sit well with them: radio experience. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
I can be just as effective with a quick retort or a one-liner than with a big paragraph. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
