Authority Quote by Alan Colmes

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I…

— Bill Murray

At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane…

— Dave Barry

A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the…

— Janet Evanovich

The passengers were on my aircraft, and I have to take responsibility for that.

— Tony Fernandes

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

— Sanjaya Malakar

Lets just say if there was a car coming towards me I would scream or cry or even try and run away....id just stand…

— Anonymous

What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?

— Augusten Burroughs

I would drive on streets that were one-way and think, "Why are they all honking at me?"

— Sandra Cisneros

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

— Steven Wright

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

One night I was standing on Third Avenue playing my guitar, when this big Irish policeman came strolling by, and stopped to listen to…

— Frank Stallone

Whenever a car would come down the road, my mum would tell us to hide 'or else the welfare man would take you away.'

— Evonne Goolagong Cawley