Jokes Quote by David Spade Download Open image “I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.” — David Spade ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Laughing Make me laugh Scared Slipping
I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily sit down like, 'I need to write jokes.' I try to live a lot of life so that things happen to… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself. — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
“I’d tell her to come over at 10 A.M. and she’d roll in at 10:45 with a Starbucks going “The fucking 405 was nuts… — David Spade Copy Share Image
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer… — David Spade Copy Share Image
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good. — David Spade Copy Share Image
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week. — David Spade Copy Share Image
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. — David Spade Copy Share Image
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. — David Spade Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
