Funny Quote by Bill Maher

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. To prove it, I’ll tell you that…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m voting for him! He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but at least he doesn’t walk around with a face…

— Paul Mathews

My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.

— Anonymous

All politicians need to watch at least one season of Elmos World.

— Jeremy Limn

“Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.”

— J.A. Saare

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered that I had a popcorn ceiling. It’s this kind of reasoning that…

— Jarod Kintz

I hope that folks that look like me, regardless candidly of their political affiliation, not only look at me and say that, you know,…

— Daniel Cameron

When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief…

— H. L. Mencken

Nobody has proved quite as adept as laughing at himself as former President George W. Bush, who willingly conceded to being a class clown,…

— Alex Wagner

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

— Snooki

I knew Elmo should represent love. Kissing and hugging.

— Kevin Clash

Donald Trump is reinforcing harmful stereotypes and offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters. It's a disturbing preview of what kind of…

— Hillary Clinton