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I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find comedy to be really scary, because it can go so wrong so easily, and the margin for error is so… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I don't need to wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy when I could just wake up in the morning feeling… — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
One day I along with my friends had the curiosity to do some experiment and we came up with a new taste… — Dharmendra Copy Share Image
There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was… — Avalon Copy Share Image
