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Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes. — Ralph Klein Copy Share Image
Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights with respect… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
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My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that. — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
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Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of youth. — Francois La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
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