Be good Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

— Val Doonican

Golf is tougher than my first wife.

— Ken Green

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

— Tom Mulligan

My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life. You know,…

— Rory McIlroy

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

There is so much I want to do in women's golf, and I'm living my dream.

— Paula Creamer

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

— Don Herold

I'm so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them either. If I had them, I'd run up and down flights of stairs!

— Kate Beckinsale

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

— Tiger Woods

Golf doesn't look like it's going to be that hard, but then you start to do it and you realize, 'Wow, this isn't that…

— Cub Swanson

The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that…

— Art Buchwald

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

— Tim Allen