Bed Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

Old keys wont open new doors.

— Anonymous

What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.

— Harry Chapin

I used to lose my keys a lot.

— Jayma Mays

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

— Jeff Foxworthy

It hard lock the door to your heart when it comes to the person who once had a key

— Anonymous

I feel like I've been shut in a closet, and he's on the other side, and he doesn't have the key to unlock the…

— Lisa Kleypas

I tried the key in all the doors, even though he said he didn't recognize it. It's not that I didn't trust him, becuase…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Dad loves my stuff. No matter how many times my voice cracks or I miss a tap, he doesn't care. He's like some businessman…

— Peter DeLuise

Too many locks, not enough keys.

— Sarah Dessen

The only way to tell my Dad something is to write it on a note, and tie it to a brick, and throw it…

— Christopher Titus

My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I was younger, even though I had a big brother, my parents would give me the house key every day.

— Granit Xhaka