We never understand a thing so well,and make it our own, as when we have discovered it for ourselves. — Rene Descartes Copy Share Image
“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?” “How does McDonald’s sound?” “Inadequate.” — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in. — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge. — Daniel J. Boorstin Copy Share Image
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
“What y'all ladies got to share? Hmmm, what you bitches got?" Aunt Georgia sighed and squinted at the boy. She said, "The… — Jabari Asim Copy Share Image
“Boys,” Lindsay agreed, nodding. “What doesn't get lost in translation?” “Things with the letter X in front of them,” Rachel posited. “Like… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
We actually found some home videos, some really funny footage of me when I was around 3 years old. I come up… — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
