The one thing I always come back to as a writer, what I consider my bedrock, is a lot of charged images… — Jeff VanderMeer Copy Share Image
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You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Dear famous people, When you say you're doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Oh, Micheal darling!" "Don't call me darling, I'm a driving instructor!” — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd… — Stephen Moyer Copy Share Image
I find that very appealing: the blurring of the lines between what's funny and what's tragic. And what's ordinary and what's not… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
Experience teaches nothing, but evaluated experience teaches everything. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Could there be a more hilarious sad sack than Duncan Leland, whose trials and tribulations, so wittily conveyed, had me laughing (and… — Mameve Medwed Copy Share Image
“You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in… — The Principal From Billy Madison Copy Share Image
I found it quite funny when my teacher at secondary school saw me bowl and wanted me to throw the javelin. So… — Fidel Edwards Copy Share Image
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