The word ‘no’ is a great time-saver. Say no to anything that is not the highest and best use of your time. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I'd say I learned a lot. It's all about whether or not I can apply it. — Stephen Strasburg Copy Share Image
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
“I tilt my head and ask “What firsts have we already passed?” “The easy ones,” he says. “First hug, first date, first… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Have you been reading those books that clueless illiterate Duja in charge of the lending library lets you borrow?’ ‘No, Ma.’ ‘Then… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness. — Olga Tokarczuk Copy Share Image
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
“I’m not scared any more,’ said Midge. ‘Thank you, Kevin. Sometimes you can be very kind.’ ‘Yes,’ said Kevin. ‘And if you… — Doug MacLeod Copy Share Image
If you remain always far, love will die. If you remain always near, love will die. Love can survive only in a… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Do I look like I care about your? It is very funny if you say yes because that thing would never happen.… — @th Copy Share Image
