Boyfriend Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boyfriend Broke Funny Marriage Rocks Wife Yeah
Being married is such a blessing, and my wife has been a rock. I rely on her for emotional support. — Taysom Hill Copy Share Image
My wife and I are rock solid together and, curiously enough, always have been. — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
I am not married anymore. I hate marriage... but it's okay now. — Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt Copy Share Image
All of my life, my wife's been the rock. She's made the right decisions. — Barry Trotz Copy Share Image
My wife married me when the odds were that I'd be a house-painting bouncer for the rest of my days. She has stuck by… — W. Earl Brown Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I want a man that when I come running up to him with tears running down my face, the first thing he says is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear boyfriend, Those 800 miles, I can feel them. They arent just 800 miles of tar on this earth, theyre the cruel and manipulating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Real Boyfriend does the sweetest things randomly because he never wants her to feel unappreciated. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
I look for someone who has confidence. Also someone whose energetic, cause I'm NOT that energetic. — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows. — Al Unser Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't punish your next boyfriend for what an ex did. Not all men are the same. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want a man who will give me the strength and saupport to fight...a real man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
