Divorce Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Divorce Marriage My wife Wife Work out
I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that. — Ricki Lake Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke… — Michael Crawford Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky, I had a very amicable separation and very amicable divorce, but it was still horrendous. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Every woman I have ever loved has left her print upon me, where I loved some invaluable piece of myself apart from me-so different… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Jesus and Paul knew the Old Testament completely. Their comments about divorce were meant to add to, not replace or change, what was already… — Caroline Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you… — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
“Separation isn’t time or distance it’s the bridge between us finer than silk thread sharper than swords” — Nazım Hikmet Copy Share Image
“It’s a fallacy that this generation does not know how to love as its predecessor did. Truth of the matter is, modern love is… — Lebo Grand Copy Share Image
