Funny Quote by Sarah Mayberry

“There’s a McDonald’s down the street. We’ll get you a Happy Meal. Maybe that’ll make you happier.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I fell in love with McDonald's. McDonald's, to me, tasted like America. McDonald's is America. You see it advertised and it looks amazing. You…

— Trevor Noah

“Don't work in a restaurant if you can't control your hunger for food.”

— Thabiso Monkoe

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.

— Jonathan Carroll

“8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me,…

— Tucker Max

“I lean back into your body - memory is a shade of the color blue. Painted the walls white, the clocks went back an…

— Eric Shaw

“In olden times, you’d wander down to Mom’s Cafe for a bite to eat and a cup of joe, and you would feel right…

— Neal Stephenson

“Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.”

— Alex Lawrence

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“What true materialist would settle for a MacDonald's hamburger?”

— John Gardner

It would be arrogant of us for me to say everything at McDonald's is perfect.

— Charlie Bell

“The thing with restaurant talk is you’re not supposed to take it to heart.”

— Elna Baker