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“Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;)”

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