Quote by José N. Harris

Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played

— Hussein Nishah

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;)

— Anonymous

“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”

— S.A. Hunter

I went to look up ninjas in the thesaurus, and it said No search available well played ninjas. Weeelllll played

— Ashley Purdy

“Ninjas don’t splash other ninjas,”

— John Green

Find your name well ninja name xd

— Anonymous

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington

“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”

— Jarius Raphel

Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!

— Master Splinter

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

— Nick Harkaway

Trust me...I'm a ninja!

— Sharon

“Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science’s biggest puzzles…

— Jasper Fforde