Funny Quote by Splinter TMNT 2012

“A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself.”

— Jarius Raphel

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington

My sons! *sigh* My sons, If you are to become true ninja you must work harder. Your path in life will not be an…

— Master Splinter

I am a ninja.

— Anonymous

Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice since there are lots of good and respectable people in the world.

— Masaaki Hatsumi

“Oh no! There are so many enemy ninjas chasing me. I started jumping from tree to tree, leaping so fast that the forest was…

— J.B. O'Neil

Trust me...I'm a ninja!

— Sharon

“Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once”

— Steve Aylett

“True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

— Jarius Raphel

I am a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.

— Anonymous

“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.”

— Nina Malkin

“That was pretty ninja.”

— Evan Wright