Acceptable Quote by Steve Aylett

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington

“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”

— Splinter TMNT 2012

“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the…

— A and E Kirk

“True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

— Jarius Raphel

“One night I'm at a basketball game, the next I'm being held up by armed ninjas. Shit happens.”

— Penny Marshall

“Wikkity, every time you punch a ninja…an angel gets its wings ”

— Eric Anderson

“Ninjas don’t splash other ninjas,”

— John Green

“Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house.”

— Nina Malkin

“I mean, we're ninjas." "Well maybe you're a ninja," I said "You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both…

— John Green

“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”

— S.A. Hunter

“In a swordfight, a man's surest defense is the swift stroke that slays his foe, not cringing behind a shield.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Feed your enemies with a long spoon so they can't bite your hand.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo