Awkward Quote by John Green

“That was pretty ninja.”

— Evan Wright

Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re…

— John Green

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington

Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while…

— Rachel Caine

“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”

— S.A. Hunter

“You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness.”

— H.M. Ward

“Ninjas don’t splash other ninjas,”

— John Green

What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching…

— Shannon Hale

“I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja…

— Cassandra Duffy

“Stupid fuckin' ninja dude.”

— Lila Rose

“I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense.”

— Courtney Allison Moulton

“True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

— Jarius Raphel