Fforde Quote by Jasper Fforde

“If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”

— Jarius Raphel

“True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

— Jarius Raphel

“A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself.”

— Jarius Raphel

A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo

— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Ninjas don’t splash other ninjas,”

— John Green

“Well, you see, there were these ninjas...”

— S.A. Hunter

“Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja.”

— Jarius Raphel

“Scientist and smart fellow learner-of-stuff, want to do samurai-monster training with us? We intend to become dangerous.”

— Laini Taylor

“I just Googled "Ninjas". It came back "Ninjas cannot be found." - Well played Ninjas... well played.”

— José N. Harris

“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”

— Splinter TMNT 2012

Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. a higher spiritual…

— Masaaki Hatsumi

“So what you’re really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas.”

— K.L. Penington