“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“I see you've met Patrick of Ludlow," I replied, trying to stifle a giggle, for Tiger was thirty feet up in the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science’s… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
